If your life is all soccer and no sex at the moment, don’t worry, because the two aren’t as different as you think. Below are 10 footballing sex positions. Collect them all this World Cup.
10. The Hard Tackle
Go in hard and come out on top.
9. The Three Points
Two’s company, but three’s allowed.
8. The Nutmeg
Slip it between the legs and leave your opponent standing.
7. The Pitch Invasion
Get around the back and swing it in.
6. The Throw In
Perfect for those with good ball-handling skills.
5. The Scissor Kick
Keep your eye on the ball and try not to veer off to the side.
4. The Hand Of God
Still brings a tear to every Englishman’s eye.
3. The Back Of The Net
Surely that’s offside?
2. The Assist
It’s all about teamwork.
1. The Goal Mouth
Excellent dribbling ability.