Have you ever used a pickup line… and it worked? One day you might find yourself in a situation where both people are interested in one thing, and on thing only – sex. That’s where our list of dirty pickup lines comes in.
1. Hey girl, I’m a not a meteorologist, but something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
2. Are you eco-conscious kind of person? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
3. Wanna know the difference between a unicorn horn and an erection? I don’t have a unicorn horn right now.
4. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
5. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
6. Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
7. That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it were all you were wearing.
8. You can call me cake, because I’ll go straight to your ass.
9. You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
10. Let’s flip a coin: head at my place, tail at yours.
11. Oh, you like fitness? How about I try fitness dick in you.
12. Smile if you want to have sex with me.
13. My couch pulls out, but I don’t.
14. Are you butt dialing me? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
15. You know how your hair would look really good? In my lap.
16. I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?
17. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
18. Oh, so you’re not into casual sex? I’ll put on a tuxedo and we can call it formal sex.
19. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
If your favorite dirty pickup line is missing from the list, leave it in the comment below and we’ll test it out.